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Wollts auch eigentlich in den WTF-Thread posten. Finds aber schon witzig wie er da ankommt *likeaboss* 😛
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Crust Punk, Black/Thrash: [COLOR=#ff0000]https://www.facebook.com/Hellburst[/COLOR] Doom Rock, Stoner Metal: [COLOR=#ff0000]http://www.facebook.com/BlackWasteland[/COLOR]Highlights von metal-hammer.de--
Rock´n´Roll needs Feedback...so shut up,and learn how to play your guitar. Commander of the Order of the Britsh Empire of NWoBH...Donington,Knebworth,Reading. Rettet dem Dativ...Fick mir...wem,ich?
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[B]Plattensammlung ([/B]mit ganz viel [B][COLOR=#ee82ee]Lidschatten[/COLOR], [COLOR=#00ffff]Alkohol[/COLOR] [/B]und[B] [COLOR=#ff0000]Gewalt[/COLOR] [/B]und[B][COLOR=#ffff00] Ketzerei[/COLOR] [/B]und...[B])[/B] [COLOR=#ffa500]Lichtspielhaus[/COLOR] Victory 09.01.2016 Andernach/ Sleaze Fest 27.02.2016 Bochum/ Overkill 16.04.2015 Oberhausender mund ist schonmal offen.
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Crust Punk, Black/Thrash: [COLOR=#ff0000]https://www.facebook.com/Hellburst[/COLOR] Doom Rock, Stoner Metal: [COLOR=#ff0000]http://www.facebook.com/BlackWasteland[/COLOR]Das ist wohl der Witz, denn die Schrift auf dem Schild ist offensichtlich nicht echt. Zum einen ist die schärfe der Schrift nicht diesselbe wie der Rest des Bildes, zum anderen sind z.B. das T und das O in der zweiten Zeile absolut identisch, was bei Wellkarton nicht geht.
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Treat everyone the same until you find out they're an idiot. http://www.last.fm/user/daray*buzzkill*
das hier ist die Vorlage--
"Wäre Hertha BSC ein Yoga-Verein, hier wär alles blau-weiß." "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." Den Arm aus dem Fenster, das Radio voll an, draußen hängt ein Fuchsschwanz dran...Och schade… 😉
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[B]Plattensammlung ([/B]mit ganz viel [B][COLOR=#ee82ee]Lidschatten[/COLOR], [COLOR=#00ffff]Alkohol[/COLOR] [/B]und[B] [COLOR=#ff0000]Gewalt[/COLOR] [/B]und[B][COLOR=#ffff00] Ketzerei[/COLOR] [/B]und...[B])[/B] [COLOR=#ffa500]Lichtspielhaus[/COLOR] Victory 09.01.2016 Andernach/ Sleaze Fest 27.02.2016 Bochum/ Overkill 16.04.2015 Oberhausen--
"It's a fatal illusion... Evil never dies It never dies "Der Unzerstörbare 😀
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Crust Punk, Black/Thrash: [COLOR=#ff0000]https://www.facebook.com/Hellburst[/COLOR] Doom Rock, Stoner Metal: [COLOR=#ff0000]http://www.facebook.com/BlackWasteland[/COLOR]1. I hate Russian dolls, they’re so full of themselves.
2. I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, he said he couldn’t complain.
3. My girlfriend started smoking, so I slowed down and applied Lubricant.
4. I, for one, like Roman numerals.
5. I haven’t talked to my wife in three weeks. I didn’t want to interrupt her.
6. People used to laugh at me when I would say „I want to be a comedian“, well nobody’s laughing now.
7. My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.
8. Throwing acid is wrong, in some people’s eyes.
9. My wife and I were happy for twenty years; then we met.
10. I haven’t slept for three days, because that would be too long.
11. The first time I got a universal remote control, I thought to myself „This changes everything.“
12. My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the local zoo.
13. My friend gave me his Epi-Pen as he was dying.
It seemed very important to him that I have it.14. I’ve spent the past four years looking for my ex-girlfriend’s killer, but no one will do it.
15. I saw a sign that said „watch for children“ and I thought, „That sounds like a fair trade.“
16. I refused to believe my road worker father was stealing from his job, but when I got home, all the signs were there.
17. I recently decided to sell my vacuum cleaner, all it was doing was gathering dust.
18. People say I’m condescending. That means i talk down to people.
19. You can never lose a homing pigeon – if your homing pigeon doesn’t come back, what you’ve lost is a pigeon.
20. Whiteboards are remarkable.
21. I was at an ATM and this old lady asked me to help check her balance, so I pushed her over.
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Treat everyone the same until you find out they're an idiot. http://www.last.fm/user/darayhaha, die mag ich!
Jokes about menstruation just aren’t funny. Period.
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Crust Punk, Black/Thrash: [COLOR=#ff0000]https://www.facebook.com/Hellburst[/COLOR] Doom Rock, Stoner Metal: [COLOR=#ff0000]http://www.facebook.com/BlackWasteland[/COLOR]ahahaha 😆
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Saugut^^
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Schlimme Vorstellung 😀
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