An engineer walked into a pharmacy and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The elderly woman he was talking to said that she was the only qualified person as her pharmacist husband had died so she and her widowed sister now owned the shop. There were no males employed there but she then asked whether she could help the gentleman.
The engineer said that it was something that he would be much more comfortable discussing with a male chemist.
She assured him that she was completely professional and whatever it was that he needed to discuss, he could be confident that she would treat him with the highest level of professionalism.
The engineer agreed and began by saying, „This is very difficult for me to discuss, but I have a permanent 10” erection. It causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment, and I was wondering what you could give me for it.“
The chemist said, „Just a minute, I’ll go talk to my sister.“
When she returned, she said, „We’ve discussed it at length and the absolute best we can
do is, 1/3 ownership in the shop, a company car, and £1,500 a month plus living expenses.
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"Schöne Reden führen und bei Perlhuhn-Risotto und Rotwein über die Ungerechtigkeit der Welt philosophieren"This way of life has become an addiction!