Re: Fun Sammelthread

[Tordenskjold Registriert seit: 13.04.2006 Beiträge: 11,328]

Bash.org:

Do I sense some hatred towards Windows Vista originating from your direction?
Oh no, not at all
* Chrysalid^Revenge stands up in a medieval recitation pose
„OS X for the Mac users, pretentious in their coffeeshops
Gentoo for the nerd-lords in their mother’s basement
XP for the everyday user, bound to muck around with bloody settings and registry values they should damn well leave alone
Then Vista from the Dark Lord behind his desk
In the Microsoft office, where crappy programming is performed
One OS to eat your RAM, One OS to spy on your digital media
One OS to screw them all, and in frustration bind them
In the Microsoft office, where crappy programming is performed“
Whoa!

😆 😆 😆 😆 😆

EDIT: Whats gets longer when pulled, fits between breasts, inserts neatly in a hole, and works best when jerked?
a seat-belt

Bwahahahahahaha:

Casey: Yeah, writing paper.
Josh: want to be distracted?
Josh: want to play a game?
Casey: Dude…the paper…
Josh: *scizzors beats paper *
Josh: yes I know I misspelled it
Josh: and that
Casey: *pulls out rock*
Josh: *VOLCANO!
Josh: nothing beats volcano
Casey: ASTEROID.
Josh: MAGIC!!!
Casey: BLACK HOLE!
Josh: WHITE HOLE!
Casey: PATRIOT ACT!
Josh: not white house you phail
Casey: No, no, no. *Nothing* beats the Patriot Act, although I’m sure the ACLU is working very hard on it.
Josh: fine
Josh: ANARCHY
Casey: TOTALITARIAN STATE
Josh: EMMANUEL GOLDSTEIN
Casey: STALIN
Josh: DEATH
Casey: RELIGION
Josh: RATIONAL THOUGHT
Casey: FUNDIES
Josh: NOISE CANCELING HEADPHONES
Casey: PEOPLE WITNESSING AT YOUR HOUSE
Josh: SHOTGUN
Casey: BOMBS
Josh: PATRIOT ACT

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Of the gladest moments in human life, methinks is the departure upon a distant journey to unknown lands. -Sir Richard Francis Burton, 1856