Marge: Homer, the plant called. They said if you don’t show up tomorrow don’t bother showing up on Monday.
Homer: Woo-hoo. Four-day weekend.
Mr.Burns:Quick Smithers. Bring the mind eraser device!
Smithers:You mean the revolver, sir?
Mr.Burns: Precisely.
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Of the gladest moments in human life, methinks is the departure upon a distant journey to unknown lands. -Sir Richard Francis Burton, 1856