How am I feeling today?
CCR – Up Around The Bend (ja, fjdn, Stress halt)
Will I get far in life?
Ministry – Grace (Doomsday.. Armageddon… The Final Battle… doch so martialisch)
How do my friends see me?
Sepultura – Altered State (ja, Stillstand ist Tod)
Where will I get married?
Trivium – Anthem (We are the Fire) (Oh, ich riech Pisse…)
What is my best friend’s theme song?
Nevermore – The Holocaust Of Thought (Ja, Holocaust trifft’s schon…)
What is the story of my life?
Snow Patrol – Headlights On Dark Roads (Ja, einzelne Glanzlichter in all der Scheiße)
What was high school like?
Stone Sour – Tumult (Jupp, da ging’s rund :mrgreen:)
How can I get ahead in life?
Motörhead – Life’s A Bitch (Das Leben ist eine Schlampe, behandel es entsprechend!)
What is the best thing about me?
Slayer – Circle Of Beliefs (Ja, Slayer halt…)
What was today like?
Rancid – Listed M.I.A. (Missing In Action vor lauter Arbeit)
What is in store for this weekend?
Slayer – Killing Fields (Oh, ein Konzi steht an? Wusst ich noch garnix von)
What song describes my parents?
Dew-Scented – Perdition For All (hehe)
How is my life going?
Meshuggah – Imprint of the Un-saved (sicher ist nix)
What song will they play at my funeral?
Manowar – Sons Of Odin (HAHAHA!! 😆 wie geil)
How does the world see me?
Roadrunner United – No Mass Control (richtisch)
Will I have a happy life?
Testament – Dog Faced Gods (welch überraschung)
What do my friends really think of me?
DevilDriver – I Dreamed I Died (so’n arschloch bin ich nun auch nicht)
Do people secretly lust after me?
Necrophagia – The Cross Burns Black (ne schicke leiche halt)
How Can i make myself happy?
Neurosis – Endless Trail (die suche hört nie auf)
What should I do with my life?
Manowar – Kingdom Come (kniet nieder!)
What will my children be like?
System Of A Down – Sad Statue (tja…)
What will you name them?
Volbeat – Fire Song (Volbeat? gibt doch auch ein Pokemon, was so heisst)
What will the person you marry be like?
Black Sabbath – Neon Nights (WTF? Ich bin doch kein warmer Bruder.. :lol)
Will you have a fulfilling life?
Testament – Return To Serenity (Ja, das wäre in der Tat schön)
How will you die?
Katatonia – Criminals (sieht nach Bleivergiftung aus)
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