Derzeit 11879 Titel in meiner Bibliothek… das kann ja was werden. Ich fang mal an:
How am I feeling today?
AC/DC – Can´t Stop Rock And Roll (Ha!)
Will I get far in life?
Jethro Tull – Teacher (Neiiin!!!!)
How do my friends see me?
Creed – Signs (?)
Where will I get married?
Tom Waits – Burma Shave (Wer den Song kennt, kann hier schmunzeln!)
What is my best friend’s theme song?
Chris Cornell – You Know My Name (Aha…)
What is the story of my life?
Tom Angelripper – Trink Brüderlein Trink (!!!!!!!!)
What was high school like?
Fear Factory – Shock (Ich glaubs nich, muhahar!!!)
How can I get ahead in life?
Nirvana – Oh, The Guilt (Das gibt keinen Sinn…)
What is the best thing about me?
Gotthard – Come Along (Hmm, das auch nich…)
What was today like?
Sodom – Never Healing Wound (Grmpf… so schlimm wars auch wieder nich…)
What is in store for this weekend?
Napalm Death – Continuing War On Stupidity (sowieso…)
What song describes my parents?
McSherry Ceili Band – Advanced Reel (Ein Irisches Sauf und Tanz Lied… aha…)
How is my life going?
Immortal – Tyrants
What song will they play at my funeral?
Anthrax – Medusa (Au ja, gute Idee…)
How does the world see me?
Ozzy Osbourne – Revelation (Ich fühle mich geehrt)
Will I have a happy life?
The Rotting Empire – The Chosen Ones (Ich werte das jetzt als ein Ja!)
What do my friends really think of me?
Exhumed – Infester (Ach Du Schande…)
Do people secretly lust after me?
Slayer – Mandatory Suicide (Live) (?)
How Can i make myself happy?
Guitar World Workshop-CD – Bsp.3 (130Bpm) Pantera „Walk“ Solo
(Na klar – Gitarre spieln!!!!!!)
What should I do with my life?
Ozzy Osbourne – Hellraiser (okay, wird gemacht!)
What will my children be like?
Fiddler´s Green – Into The Darkness (ach du scheisse…)
What will you name them?
Slayer – Memories Of Tomorrow (blöder Name…)
What will the person you marry be like?
Tankard – Dead Man Drinking (MEGA*LOL*!!!!!!!!!!!)
Will you have a fulfilling life?
Black Sabbath – Children Of The Sea (Das hätt zwei Fragen vorher besser gepasst…)
How will you die?
Slayer – Perversions Of Pain
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