How am I feeling today?
Elmore James – So unkind
Will I get far in life?
Johnny Cash – I walk the line
How do my friends see me?
Bolt Thrower – Psychological Warfare
Where will I get married?
Rambo II OST – The Snake
What is my best friend’s theme song?
Triarii – Europa
What is the story of my life?
Duke Ellington – Stompy Jones
What was high school like?
Eläkeläiset – Humppaukaasi
How can I get ahead in life?
Napalm Death – Persona non grata
What is the best thing about me?
Tom Lehrer – poisoning pigeons in the park
What was today like?
Testament – Into the Pit
What is in store for this weekend?
Duke Ellington – Chloe
What song describes my parents?
Beethoven – 4. satz Sinfonie No. 3
How is my life going?
Charlie Chaplin film music – Pay Day (1922)
What song will they play at my funeral?
The Ukrainians – pretty vacant
How does the world see me?
Elmore James – Go back home again
Will I have a happy life?
Johnny Cash – hey porter
What do my friends really think of me?
Maurice Jarre – Lawrence of Arabia OST – The Voice of the Guns
Do people secretly lust after me?
Dmitri Shostakovich – Sinfonie No. 10 3. Satz „Allegro“
How Can i make myself happy?
Slayer – kill again
What should I do with my life?
Präsentiermarsch Friedrich Wilhelm III.
What will my children be like?
Anal Cunt – Pavorotti
What will you name them?
The Ukrainians – Chy znayesh Ty
What will the person you marry be like?
Richard Wagner – Isoldes Liebestod (was zur hölle?!)
Will you have a fulfilling life?
Urgehal – Risus Sardonius
How will you die?
Urgehal – nefastus nex necis
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Of the gladest moments in human life, methinks is the departure upon a distant journey to unknown lands. -Sir Richard Francis Burton, 1856