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„Now even Girls and Emos can go Wylde…“
Introducing the new Gibson „Zakk Wylde – Cocksucker Custom“ Les Paul, hitting the stores this fall!
Featuring the all-new „Eyecancer“ © finish on a rock-solid Mahagony body, covered by a quilted maple top and the „one of a kind“, aged by Tom Murphy, Maple relic fretboard.
The unique combination of the blistering-sterile EMG 81 humbucking pickup and an all too bluesy handwired P-90 give you the tone, you would cut yourself for. Special wiring joins the passive and the active world.
Two volume/tone knobs and the classic 3 way toogle give you all the freedom to express your punished soul.
Special Feature: hit the alternate switch and the patent apllied for „Afterlife Burner“ © will kick in for razorblade sharp 12 db boosting.
A free coffin-shaped case, fitting your ashes, is included and the first thousand orders will come with a certified bottle of Zakk Wylde’s tears over a spilled bear and a set of the finest american razorblades matched too your scarstruck emo skin.
Pre-Order now, or cry later!
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*huld*
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GIGAHULD!!!