Mal ein paar Japan-Witze aus einem englischen Forum:
The Japanese are so fucking rich! Today I saw a man with two yachts on his garden!
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I don’t get how Japan’s nuclear reactor keeps running out of water. They had plenty of it last week.
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No wonder the death count is so low in Japan after the earthquake. They keep finding the same guy.
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Give a Japanese man a fish and he will eat for a day. Give him a fishing net and he might find his kids.
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Does anyone else find it ironic that fish are now eating raw Japanese?
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I just rung my Japanese friend to make sure he was okay after the Tsunami and all he did was go on about his social life. Just kept going on and on about a huge rave.
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I tried to send an online application to a Japanese university, but the servers were flooded.
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"Ich merk schon, du willst mir nen gebrauchten Lutscher ans Hemd kleben, du Bratenbengel!"