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„If men fall asleep directly after sex, why is it so difficult to catch a rapist?“
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„When I was twelve a Catholic priest said to me ‚God watches you when you masturbate‘ and I asked ‚Is he a paedophile, too, father? “
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„They say ‚there is safety in numbers’…tell that to 6 million dead Jews.“
Jimmy Carr, British Comedian
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