NezyraelDas beste was ich seit langem gelesen habe:
Einstein, Newton and Pascal are hanging out one afternoon.
Einstein is bored, so he suggests: „Let’s play hide-and-seek- I’ll be it!“
The others agree, so Einstein begins counting. „One…Two….Three…“
Pascal runns off right away to find a place to hide.
But Newton merely takes out a pice of chalk and draws a mid-size square. He finishes and steps into the square just as Einstein shouts:“ Ready or not — here I come!“
Einstein looks up and immediatly spots Newton standing right in front of him. He says: „I found You, Newton!“
Newton replies: „No, you found One Newton per square meter — You found Pascal!“
Warum um alles in der Welt hast du den in den Schlechte-Witze-Faden gepostet? Der ist genial! :haha:
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